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How To Lead A More Whimsical Reading Life; or The Ballad Of Tuesday John

Thursday, April 28, 2016

How To Lead A More Whimsical Reading Life :: Outlandish Lit


We currently live in an age of pre-ordered surprises. The siren call of subscription boxes is so hard to resist, but the prices are so often outrageously high. You want the whimsy and surprise of having a book given to you, but it's hard to justify the expense. Let me tell you: there is a cheaper, more personal, and much more quirky way to lead the whimsical reading life you've always wanted.

Let me tell you a story about a man named Tuesday John.

On a Tuesday I was working at the bookstore. I was at the cash register, and it was proving to be a normal day. A man walks up to the counter and asks me for a recommendation. This is by far my favorite part of the job.

So I say, "Who is the book for?"

He says, "Me."

I say, "Oh, what kind of books do you like?"

He says, "Anything."

Now I call mother fuckers out on that kind of bullshit, because no you do not like anything, don't even try to lie to me.

He explained to me that he wants me to pick out any book and give it to him. Completely thrown off by the boldness of his request, I walked over to literature. I hesitated, then chose Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. I was about to go into my spiel about the book to explain that it wasn't about geeks in love, but he stopped me short. He didn't want to know anything about it ahead of time. He would purchase the book, no questions asked. And he did.

When I recounted this bizarre experience to my coworkers, they immediately knew who I was talking about. John has been coming into the store every other Tuesday for at least a year, buying whatever book he was given by a bookseller.

Can you imagine anything more whimsical than this?? The quirk level is so high, I feel like I'm living in Amélie's Paris every other Tuesday. And you know what? You can replicate this SO easily at any used bookstore or the library. You can pop in once a month, once a week, or whenever you feel slump-y. You can opt to share a little about your tastes with the bookseller or librarian, or go in blind like Tuesday John. Giving recommendations is literally every book fan's favorite part of bookish jobs, so PLEASE don't hesitate to ask.

This DIY approach to a more whimsical reading life has so many benefits. 

1 // Interesting, cheap books you may not have heard of.
2 // You give yourself a reason to visit the home of many books. FUN.
3 // You become a regular and you might get a cool nickname like Tuesday John.
4 // New bookish friends.

We now have a spreadsheet in the break room of what has been recommended to Tuesday John and by whom. Everybody knows him, and he knows us. Whenever I see him, we have great conversations about the books he's been reading, and I try to get him to compare my coworkers' choices and determine whether or not I'm the recommendation queen. Tuesday John is now a friend to anybody he talks to at the bookstore and he knows us on a level that a lot of people don't, because he learns all of our favorite books. And he knows he has someone to talk to about the book he just finished.


Isn't that more fun than a random book in a box at your door?


If you decide to inject some whimsy into your reading life, please recount how it goes in the comments!

How To Get Free Ebooks On Your Android Device

Friday, April 15, 2016

How To Get Free Ebooks On Your Android Device. Good Ebooks. Legally. Really. :: Outlandish Lit


If you can be patient and put in a minimal amount of work, you can get any ebook you desire without spending money, LEGALLY. This is your no shadiness guarantee. And I'm not just talking about public domain books. I know, it sounds too good to be true.This is a method that I use to hoard ebooks (Will I read them? Who knows) on my Android phone and tablet. Here's what you have to do.

1. Download the app "Google Opinion Rewards." 

It's a small app that every once in a while asks you a 1-5 question multiple choice survey. For each one that you complete, you can get anywhere between .10 and $2.00 or so of Google Play money. It's small amounts of money, but the questions are super easy and take seconds to complete.

I've found that it's most fruitful when you have your location turned on, because it may ask you about a store you went to. I still get questions when it's turned off, but not nearly as frequently.

At first I had no idea what to do with Google Play money, because you can't turn it into real money. Buy apps?? Then I realized the Google Play store sells ebooks! And their reader is pretty nice.

At this point you can either hoard play money until you have enough for a full price ebook. OR you can move onto my next step.


2. Sign up for e-book deal emails!

Here are your best bets:

Book Riot Deals - They highlight one good book pretty much daily. They find the best books.

BookBub - There are a lot of self-published titles, but it's worth looking through every day for the occasional great find that Book Riot misses.

Riffle's Ebook Deals - There's a lot of overlap with BookBub here, but occasionally there's something different.



Now you'll know exactly when a book is on sale for cheap and you'll have enough Google Play Money to snatch it without paying a real cent!



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